Mo Money, Mo problem

karla-world:

me everyday
  • Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
January, 6th 2013 @ 22:25 / 113396 / Permalink

“Who was your first kiss?”
“John Stamos.”
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linearskin:

This absolutely just hit my heart so bad.
anoncentral:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an African tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took each others hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats. When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said, ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the other ones are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are.)”

via Occupy Sweden

I keep wishing you’ll show up at my door and make things okay.
Then I remember Nicholas Sparks did not write my life and things will not be okay. Not now. Maybe never.

December, 23rd 2012 @ 00:42 / Permalink
vintagestilettobrides:

This is one of the best things I’ve seen - soundwaves from saying ‘I do’.